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While transmissions are monitored by our Cognitive Engineers, occasional anomalies may bypass standard filters. Automated messages from the Brain Overlord™ subsystem, legacy consoles or unregulated prototype devices should be regarded as harmless system behaviour. Legal would like us to emphasise that we are not responsible for any unexpected inspiration, curiosity spikes or mind-recalibration impulses triggered by such outputs.

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91 Greenbarn Way
Blackrod
Bolton
BL6 5TE
United Kingdom

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