Contact the Department

Department Communication Device

Est. 1885 — Because different doesn’t mean broken.


Whether you have a question about an order, a suggestion for a future design, or simply want to let us know that one of our wearables said exactly what you were thinking — the Department is listening.

Messages are reviewed by our small but dedicated team of Cognitive Engineers. We aim to reply within 1–2 working days.

Orders & Support

For questions about:

  • Shipping, tracking, or delivery
  • Sizing or garment details
  • Returns and exchanges
  • Order issues of any kind

Email: support@tdomm.com

Ideas & Collaboration

Have an idea for a phrase, a concept for a new range, or a possible partnership? We’re always interested in thoughtful, quietly brilliant minds.

Email: hello@tdomm.com

If the console ever misbehaves (it happens), you can always reach us directly via the email addresses above.

Transmission Console

Send a message to the Department

No small talk required. Just tell us what you need, and we’ll do our best to help.

No spam, no lists — just a direct reply from the Department.


Because different doesn’t mean broken.

— The Department of Mental Mechanics · Est. 1885

Filed under: Dept. Protocols — Section C-4 — External Communications