Encrypted notices, artefact alerts, and the occasional curious anomaly.
Proudly repairing the mind, one thought at a time.
The Department of Mental Mechanics · Est. 1885
The Department has finally reconnected its external signalling array. If you would like to receive official notices from the Ministry of Thought & Progress, this is the place to register your details.
Think of it as standing in the corridor outside the Control Room when the doors first hiss open.
What you’ll receive
Field Notes from the Archives — short dispatches about newly recovered experiments, curious artefacts and case files from the last 140 years.
Prototype Announcements — first look at new T-shirt designs, limited runs and “Recovered Experiments” stock before they reach the public noticeboard.
Transmission Logs — updates to the ongoing Department storyline as systems wake up, rooms unlock, and new characters report in.
Occasional Perks — early access links, discount codes and invitations to help test peculiar ideas.
How often we transmit
Our Cognitive Engineers are busy enough keeping the machinery running; we don’t have time to pester you.
Expect one to two transmissions per month, with the odd extra ping when something genuinely interesting escapes the lab.
No daily noise. No inbox clutter.
You may sever the signal link at any moment with no adverse side-effects (according to our latest tests).
(The Brain Overlord™ will, of course, log your departure in the Ledger of Mild Tragedies.)
What happens next
Enter your details in the console below.
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Confirm your subscription if an external provider demands it.
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Stand by for the next scheduled Transmission — we’ll notify you when a new experiment goes live or a major story chapter unlocks.
Field Note:
If you’re reading this, you’re early. Most visitors will only find the Department once the lights are fully restored.
Consider yourself part of the first wave of test subjects… sorry, honoured observers.