Malfunctions, leaks, and unintended emissions

Not all systems fail loudly.
Some leak. Some misfire. Some release pressure at the worst possible moment.

This archive documents those minor malfunctions of human machinery — bodily, social, and psychological — observed without judgement and filed with dry precision. These are not faults to be fixed, but behaviours to be acknowledged, endured, and occasionally laughed at.

Because even the best-designed systems have unintended emissions.