Pressing the button below sends a brief electrical inconvenience to the Brain Overlord™. Its reaction is… inconsistent. Sometimes you’ll get wisdom. Sometimes encouragement. Sometimes beautifully pointless nonsense. And occasionally, if the Brain Overlord™ is having a difficult morning, a response that can only be described as “hostile politeness”. Whatever appears, consider it part of your cognitive diagnostic.
Probe the Synapse
This console is an optional curiosity — a playful oddity from the Department’s archives. Press the button when ready and the Brain Overlord™ will respond with whatever fragment it deems appropriate: wisdom, nonsense, irritation, or something entirely unexpected.