


Arms Down. No Hugging. — Women’s Softstyle Tee (Dark Text)
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 25 ½ | 31-34 |
| M | 26 | 35-38 |
| L | 27 | 39-41 |
| XL | 28 | 42-45 |
| 2XL | 28 ½ | 46-48 |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 64.8 | 78.7-86.4 |
| M | 66 | 89-96.5 |
| L | 68.6 | 99-104.1 |
| XL | 71.1 | 106.7-114.3 |
| 2XL | 72.4 | 116.8-122 |
Issued by the Department’s Personal-Space Preservation Unit, this fitted women’s tee offers a calm, administrative reminder that physical contact is always optional. Designed for operators who prefer their boundaries clear, polite, and consistently upheld.
PRODUCT DETAILS (Women’s Softstyle Tee):
This is the women’s version of our popular Softstyle tee — a lighter, softer, more feminine cut with a slightly tapered waist and shorter sleeves. Comfortable for everyday wear and ideal for those who appreciate clarity in both communication and clothing.
This semi-fitted tee skims the body and gives a flattering look without feeling tight. The soft, lightweight fabric makes it easy to wear on its own or layer under a jacket.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Ring Spun Sport Grey color is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd.² (153 g/m²)
• Semi-fitted
• Side-seamed construction
• Narrow-width rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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