Awkwardness IRL – Unisex T-Shirt | Department of Mental Mechanics
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
A quietly confident statement for anyone who has mastered the art of real-world awkwardness. Minimalist, clean, and institution-approved by the Department of Mental Mechanics — perfect for everyday wear, conversational avoidance, or gentle social buffering.
• Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex Staple Tee
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather variants contain polyester)
• Soft, lightweight fabric with just the right amount of stretch
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Pre-shrunk for reliable fit
• DTG printed design
• Variant-specific print files for optimal visibility on both light and dark garments
Department of Mental Mechanics – Est. 1885
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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