May Respond to What I Think You Said — Signal Loss Tee
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
Some signals degrade.
Some messages arrive distorted.
This is a polite notice.
Filed under communication errors and partial audio processing.
Not all responses are incorrect — some are simply based on incomplete input.
This design presents a familiar warning in calm, institutional language.
No punchline. No apology. Just a quiet acknowledgement that what was heard and what was meant don’t always align.
Printed in restrained tones for people who prefer accuracy over volume.
Signal Loss — Diagrammatic Edition
Because different doesn’t mean broken.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Some messages arrive distorted.
This is a polite notice.
Filed under communication errors and partial audio processing.
Not all responses are incorrect — some are simply based on incomplete input.
This design presents a familiar warning in calm, institutional language.
No punchline. No apology. Just a quiet acknowledgement that what was heard and what was meant don’t always align.
Printed in restrained tones for people who prefer accuracy over volume.
Signal Loss — Diagrammatic Edition
Because different doesn’t mean broken.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
May Respond to What I Think You Said — Signal Loss Tee
Sale price£19.00
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