Not Really OK – But Pretending Well | TDoMM Emotional Diagnostics Division
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
For those operating on minimum emotional battery but still performing convincingly.
Filed under the Emotional Diagnostics Archive, this TDoMM issue documents the classic human condition: “Not Really OK – But Pretending Well.”
A quietly honest uniform for days when your internal readings are redacted, but you’re showing up anyway.
Design Notes
• Official TDoMM diagnostic header
• Blacked-out emotional status bar
• Precision-aligned mono-type layout
• Brass archival accents & departmental seal
• Subtle, understated, mechanically honest
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Further curiosities are catalogued in the Department archives.
Continue your Examination
What you see here is merely an isolated artefact from the Department’s ongoing research. Deeper within the archives lie a variety of peculiar designs awaiting curious minds brave enough to investigate them.