Socially Awkward – Don’t Expect Too Much T-Shirt | Department of Mental Mechanics
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
Socially Awkward – Don’t Expect Too Much
The unofficial uniform of people who’d rather not talk to… well, anyone.
If you’ve ever rehearsed small talk in your head, avoided eye contact with a cashier, or felt personally attacked by group WhatsApp chats — congratulations.
This T-shirt gets you.
It’s a simple, stylish way to say:
“I’m trying my best, please lower your expectations accordingly.”
Why People Love This Tee
- Hilariously relatable – perfect for introverts, awkward humans, and those who peaked at “Hello”.
- The ideal gift – birthdays, Secret Santa, office mates, that one friend who always ghosts the group.
- Looks good on everyone – unisex fit, easy colours, no weird cuts.
- UK-based & printed on demand – made just for you, not pulled from a dusty warehouse bin.
- Comfort-first feel – light, soft, and the opposite of awkward.
Best Colour to Choose
If you’re torn, these are the proven crowd-pleasers:
- Black – the classic. Hides coffee stains and social anxiety equally well.
- Heather Dark Grey – the trendy option. Looks “effortlessly put together” even when you’re absolutely not.
- White – crisp, bold, great for gifting.
(If in doubt: go Black. It sells first for a reason.)
Size Guide (Simple Version)
- Stick to your usual size for a normal fit.
- Size up if you like it looser / comfier.
- Size down only if you enjoy living dangerously.
Unisex S–XXL available.
UK Shipping Info
All orders are printed to order in the UK.
This means:
- Delivery: typically 4–7 days
- Not Amazon Prime, but far more personal
- Tracking provided
- Packaged nicely (no weird warehouse smells)
Returns
We accept returns for sizing issues within 30 days.
No interrogation, no judgement, no lengthy forms.
Gifting This Tee?
Brilliant choice.
It says: “I care about you… just not enough to put thought into conversation.”
A guaranteed hit for:
- Siblings
- Colleagues
- Introverts
- People who are “done”
- Secret Santa
- Friends with dry humour
A Note from TDoMM
Each shirt is created by The Department of Mental Mechanics — the quiet, behind-the-scenes institution responsible for maintaining the nation’s mental stability since 1885.
We operate with precision, sarcasm, and the occasional mild existential crisis.
The Technical Bit
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colours contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: Fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through in lighter colours or under certain lighting.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Department of Mental Mechanics – Est. 1885
Further curiosities are catalogued in the Department archives.
Continue your Examination
What you see here is merely an isolated artefact from the Department’s ongoing research. Deeper within the archives lie a variety of peculiar designs awaiting curious minds brave enough to investigate them.