Socially Awkward – Don’t Expect Too Much T-Shirt | Department of Mental Mechanics
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
From the Department of Mental Mechanics – Mindful. Witty. Wonderfully Odd.
Thoughtfully designed for those who prefer quiet humour over loud statements.
This T-shirt feels soft, lightweight, and has just the right amount of stretch — comfortable, flattering, and perfectly understated.
Department of Mental Mechanics – Est. 1885.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colours contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: Fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through in lighter colours or under certain lighting.
This product is made especially for you when you order — reducing waste and overproduction. Thanks for choosing thoughtfully.
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