
Selective Engagement — Quietly Active. Socially inefficient.
A classified archive of designs for the socially selective and conversationally exhausted. Minimalist statements calibrated for those who find small talk inefficient and personal space non-negotiable. Each piece a quiet declaration of self-diagnosed social malfunction — understated, honest, and entirely deliberate.
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Socially Awkward – Don’t Expect Too Much T-Shirt | Department of Mental Mechanics
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Arms Down. No Hugging. — Women’s Softstyle Tee (Dark Text)
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Arms Down. No Hugging. — Unisex Hoodie (Dark Text)
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Polite. But Distant. – Socially Awkward T-Shirt | Department of Mental Mechanics
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Arms Down. No Hugging. — Unisex Tee (Dark Text)
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Awkwardness IRL – Unisex T-Shirt (White Text)
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Awkwardness IRL – Unisex T-Shirt | Department of Mental Mechanics
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Underwhelming by Design – Socially Awkward T-Shirt | Department of Mental Mechanics
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Born to Ghost. T-Shirt | Department of Mental Mechanics
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Socially Awkward – Manage Your Expectations T-Shirt | Department of Mental Mechanics
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